When the COVID-19 pandemic hit our state, the governor closed all hair salons. Three months later, the salons opened back up and my husband made an appointment for a haircut. Throughout the day, he would give an update about his appointment time, saying things like, "It's 7 hours until I get a haircut."
Our son walked in just as my husband gave an update:
Randy: It’s 2 hours and 5 minutes until I get my haircut.
Josh: You’re getting a haircut?
Randy: Yes, I’m getting a whole bunch of them cut.
Josh: Daddy, you don’t HAVE “a whole bunch of them.”